Holly, if you ever make it through College - especially with that wooden check I signed you - I'll abandon this sickening life. No more will I exploit my fellow human beings. I'll leave for Asia and fix my Karma. They say desire is the root of all the pain in life. Desire for what? Cash, whores, mansions? That's why you monk clowns wear orange bed sheets and beg for rice. Gotta have some ambition, punks...
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